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Horoscope by Cubanito

HOROSCOPE BY CUBANITO

Which cuban expression are you, according to your sign?

Aries

“TIENE MÁS ROLLO QUE PELÍCULA” (All Talk, No Trousers)

– You’re more talkative than a storyteller.
– You never tire of being stubborn.
– Your life is a never-ending adventure.

Libra

“DEJA LA MUELA” (Stop talking so much)

– Cuban expression for “Cut the Crap.” So Libra…
– Oh yes, I’m The Great Debater…
– You’re not a good loser, especially when it comes to board games.

Taurus

NO COJAS LUCHA QUE LA CAÑA ES MUCHA” (Don’t Worry, Be Happy)


– You’re concerned about others at all times.
– Hard-headed and dedicated.
– You’re very fond of maintaining traditions, and you even have a knack for hanging out clothes to dry.

Scorpio

“TERMINÓ COMO LA FIESTA DE GUATAO” (The party ended badly)


– Scorpios are usually involved if something doesn’t end well.
– That’s why you’re the zodiac’s most feared sign.
– Although you’d also give your life for a loved one.

Gemini

 “AMANECIÓ CON EL MOÑO VIRAO” (I woke up in a bad mood)

– Siesta is one of your favourite words.
– You’re the basic ingredient of any party.
– Often accused of having hidden motives

Sagittarius

“DE BAJADA TODOS LOS SANTOS AYUDAN”

– Roughly translated as: “Everybody wants to ride with you in the limo, but who’s there to take the bus with you when the limo breaks down?” Sagittarius in a sentence.
– You always see the glass as full.
– You don’t like to show your emotions, but you’re very loyal.

Cancer

“TU NO ME CALCULA” (Don’t Mess With Me, You’ll Get Hurt)


– Don’t get involved with a Cancer without knowing what you’re getting into.
– You can’t stand feeling misunderstood, but it happens a lot.
– You love the phrase: “Everything was better in the past.

Capricorn

“ESTE CAMINA CON LOS CODOS” (Money’s Too Tight To Mention)


– A Cuban saying for tight-fisted.
– Your common sense is finely tuned.
– You’re charismatic and great listeners

Leo

“SE FORMÓ TREMENDO BELEBELE” (Mo Trouble, Mo Problems)


– The leader of the pack.
– You love being the centre of attention.
– When Leos party, they party hard.

Aquarius

¡ÑO! (NAH!)


– A short word that has a whole lot of meaning, used to express emotions from shock to surprise.
– You’re always straight up with people.
– You’d prefer to meditate than be caught up in the crowd

Virgo

“ME SACARON UN SABLE” (Tear you a new one)

– That’s what they say in Cuba when someone strongly criticises you, and nobody does this better than Virgos.
– Your bullshit detector is always on.
– You always strive for perfection.

Pisces

“SE QUEDÓ COMO LA NOVIA DE PACHECO” (All Dressed Up and Nowhere To Go)


– Very forgiving, even when it comes to being stood up.
– Is there a limit to patience? Not for Pisces.
– Your kindness has no limit.

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Did you know

Did you know?

Freddie Mercury & Ibiza

Four years before a Rolls Royce transported his lifeless body to the Harrow Road cementary, Freddie Mercury performed in KU discotheque one of the songs that was heard at his funeral. It was Barcelona, the song that came about as a result of the Queen singer’s obsession with the soprano Montserrat Caballé. Mercury loved opera, and he loved the voice of the diva from Barcelona the most. The song was used as the anthem of the Barcelona Olympic Games in 1992 and the two singers began a brief but intense friendship.

Before dying, the leader of Queen had time to promote the single in Ibiza, the island where the man from Zanzibar, visited regularly thanks to his friendship with Tony Pikes.

 

Did you know that we have a Freddie Mercury room in Santos Ibiza?
Book now

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Rock Nights: Grand Paradiso presentation

Rock Nights: Grand Paradiso Hotel presentation

January 21st – Sala El Sol – Madrid

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The most mischievous party is back in Madrid, wrapped in neon and rock n’ roll! 

ROCK NIGHTS returns, with guns blazing, to its favourite venue in Madrid: El Sol. Coinciding with the FITUR 2022, Concept Hotel Group will present its latest and craziest hotel project; Grand Paradiso, based on the wonders of audiovisual art.

El Sol celebrates its 40th anniversary as one of Madrid’s most legendary venues, and is the perfect spot for Rock Nights to launch its comeback, on the 21st January, with a lineup you won’t wanna  miss:

Bandoleros,
The Parrots DJ Set
Fat Gordon and Señor Cardona on the decks
Rock Nights Girls
Live Tattoo by Paul

Marking an night you won’t forget, even with a shot of Jager or 2 in between.

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Horoscope by Dorado

HOROSCOPE BY DORADO

What Rock classic are you according to your sign?

Aries

LIKE A ROLLING STONE


– You’re always on the move, waiting to see how things pan out.
– Bob Dylan is a Gemini, but he’s got the whole Aries vibe locked down.
– “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

Libra

 I LOVE ROCK & ROLL


– Addicted to intense emotions.
– You don’t go out much, but when you return, four days later, it’s with a duck under your arm.
– Experts in flirting.

Taurus

LOVE ME TENDER


– You love being cared for and pampered.
– Very much into lifelong relationships.
– You’re a bit out of style, so what?

Scorpio

LUST FOR LIFE


– Greed and envy will kill you.
– Bad reputation, but it’s no big deal.
– You like getting lost in Berlin’s darkest clubs dressed in a trench coat.

Gemini

DANCING IN THE DARK

– You’re the person who dances alone with a drink in your hand when the bar closes.
– Better accompanied than alone.
– Today is the best moment of your life, let’s see how things go tomorrow.

Sagittarius

SOY UN TRUHÁN SOY UN SEÑOR


– They give a good impression at first but be careful.
– You’re more of a rogue (truhán) than a gentleman (senor).
– More independent than Destiny’s Child.

Cancer

HEART OF GLASS


– Over-sensitive, you always have a tear in your eye.
– You’ll tell someone that you’ve been chopping onions, but you haven’t, honest…
– You’ll make a one-hit wonder or a concept album out of your dramas.

Capricorn

HEROES


– Proper heroes.
– You can’t stop doing business, even when sleeping.
– They tend to be that friend who’s always on somebody else’s boat in summer.

Leo

ROCK & ROLL STAR


– Born to be wild.
– You’re the one who NEVER takes off your sunglasses.
– Leo’s tell you to save photos of them because someday they’ll be famous.

Aquarius

GOOD VIBRATIONS


– Pretty damn cool people.
– You love getting carried away.
– Who brought me to this after-party? Where are we?

Virgo

SATISFACTION


– In Search of Perfection: THE MUSICAL.
– You get satisfaction from the little things in life, such as tidying the cupboard or having a cup of tea at sunset.
– Simple but complicated.

Pisces

HERE COMES THE SUN


– You love singing in the morning and drinking tea from Mr Wonderful mugs.
– You’re obsessed with the fine details
– They’re the ones who make you a continental breakfast when you’re hungover.

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